A bigail,
the Samaritan woman who had spoken with Jesus on the day we arrived
in Sychar, insisted that we go to her village.
She was walking ahead of us, telling all her neighbors that she had
met a prophet beside Jacob’s well...
Abigail: ...Hey,
comadre Nora!!... And you, Simeon!...
Come and see this man who read my palm and guessed everything I did!... And what if he’s indeed the Messiah, huh?.... Hey, neighbors, c’mon, hurry and don’t you ever miss
this!...
Abigail knocked
at every door inviting everyone to her house. We were following her,
but not with enthusiasm. As usual, my brother James and I protested
a lot...
James: But Jesus, how dare you do this.... Are you sick or are
you out of your mind?
John: I’d rather be tied to a post and be cooked alive than
set foot in the house of these Samaritans!
James: They say whoever enters and sits in the house of a Samaritan
loses his eyesight before the year ends!
Jesus: Well then, stay outside and look the other way...
James: If you do that, you’ll turn into salt, like Lot’s
wife.
Jesus: It’s okay, James and John. You don’t have to go, if you don’t
want to. But I’m going into Abigail’s house and greet her husband.
James: Abigail! What a sweet, little girl’s name, huh?
John: For a jug of water, you were taken in by the Samaritans,
Jesus...
Jesus: No! It’s you and your old ideas and biases against the
Samaritans and our relationship with them that put us all in a fix.....
I’ll drink from any well and visit any house. Do whatever you please.
So we went
inside Sychar, Abigail’s village. There was a small square along
the road where a group of Samaritans wearing red turbans and gray tunics
looked at us with hatred in their faces.
One
Samaritan: Hey, hey, look who we have here, huh?
Another
Samaritan: Oh,
the stinking Galileans! Why don’t you just go to Lake Tiberias and wash your armpits clean! Ha, ha, ha...!
Jesus: Don’t mind them, John. Can’t you see they’re trying to
provoke us?
Samaritan: Galilee!
Hail to you! Grrr....! Ha, ha, ha...!
Another
Samaritan: Hey,
hey, what a scraggy-looking group of Galileans I see! I guess your mothers
don’t feed you very well!... What’s the matter
with you, red head?... Come, come over here, don’t get
scared. I simply want to beat your ass red! Ha, ha, ha!
Jesus: Cool it, James. They just want to get us into a fight...
James: Well, they’ll get what they want, damn it! I won’t allow
any more insults from them! Listen well, you evil Samaritans, nephews
of Lucifer! How I wish lightning would strike right now and split all
of you into two!
Samaritan: And how I wish you’d lose all your teeth except one, that you may still suffer from pain!
John: May you swallow a handful of ticks that will suck the
blood out of you!
Samaritan: Would that all your relatives be like onions whose heads
are buried under the earth!
James: …that fire and sulfur descend right now from heaven, as
in Elijah’s time, that all of
you may burn, you sons of bitches!
Jesus: Stop it, James..... You too, John.... Damn those tongues
of yours! They have more venom than a viper!
James: Do you hear that, Jesus?...
There’s thunder coming!
John: God has answered our prayers! He’ll send fire from heaven
to kill the devil’s Samaritans!
Jesus: Okay, okay. You stay here and wait for lightning and
thunder to come. As for me, I won’t allow myself to catch another cold!
Jesus ran
toward Abigail’s house. We followed him, too, but grudgingly...
The rain
had dampened all our enthusiasm.... We had forgotten the curses previously
uttered as we hastily crossed the small town plaza... In a short while,
drenched by the rain, we arrived in the shabby little house of bamboo
and adobe stones where Abigail and her husband, Jeroboam, lived...
Abigail: Come in, come in...! This is my house, Jesus. Too small for such a big family, but... These are all my children...
and this is my husband.
Jeroboam: Welcome, Galileans! My house is like Noah’s ark, it opens
its doors to all kinds of animals!
Abigail: Don’t be rude, Jeroboam...
James: So you and your wife were the first pair that slipped
into it, weren’t you?
Jesus: Shut up, James.
Jeroboam: Abigail has told me that one of you is a witch who can
read one’s palm.... where is he?
John: The only witch here is your wife, who went to fetch water
from the well at the wrong time!
Jesus: For God’s sake, will you stop all those insults and let’s
start greeting one another first?.....
Abigail: Exactly! Say, Jesus, will you tell this stupid husband
of mine what you have told me by the well, that
this conflict between the Samaritans and the Galileans and the Jews
is all over.... C’mon, tell him...
We sat down
and talked... After a while, the rain calmed down and the Samaritan
neighbors started to arrive... Soon, Abigail’s little house became full.
Those who could, sat down on the wet ground,
while the older ones remained standing, resting their chins on their
canes...
A
Samaritan: Who said that this thing between the Samaritans and the
Galileans is all over. Who said such nonsense,
huh?
Jesus: This stupid guy here.
Samaritan: So?... and who are you?
Jesus: A brother of yours. You’re my brother, too. We are all
brothers and sisters, kneaded from the same dough, and we breathe the
same God’s breath through the nose. Don’t you think so?
A bent-over
old man with a long beard, nodded his head...
Old
Man: Yes. Baruch,
the just man, says the same thing too....
A
Woman: My aunt
Loida says that the sheep must go with their own kind, in
pairs!... Well, stranger, our skin is not the
same, you must remember that...
Jesus: But the blood that flows in you is as red as mine, cousin.
Can’t you see that? It’s not the bark of a tree that matters, but the
wood, and its fruit. Isn’t that correct?
Old
Man: Right. This
is what Baruch, the just man, is saying too....
Samaritan: Hold it! Now this is getting tough! You Galileans have
taken so much advantage of us, you have ruined
our trade relations with Damascus!
John: Oh, yeah? Weren’t you the ones who ruined the sale of
wheat in the capital? Weren’t you, Samaritans?...
Another
Samaritan: You
set on fire our forest in Ebal!
A
Woman: It was a
Galilean who stole the scroll of the Law of Aaron’s grandson!
James: And who did the filthy thing of hurling those damned
bones of the dead into the temple of Jerusalem?
Jesus: Dammit, will you stop it? Look, the rain has stopped. After
the deluge, comes peace. What do we get by opening the wounds of our
fathers?... We are all one family with only one Father, who is in
heaven. This is what matters more than anything else.
Old
Man: Yes, yes,
this is exactly what Baruch the just man is saying...
Woman: How can we be brothers when we don’t speak the same language. When a Galilean says black, the Samaritan thinks
white. When a Samaritan talks of Mount
Gerizim, you think of Mount
Zion....
Jesus: But when a Galilean says: “I’m hungry,” and feels it,
the Samaritan similarly feels the same thing. When a Samaritan cries
for justice, the Galilean utters the same cry for justice!...
My friends from Samaria: we have been divided for many years now, ever since
the Tower of Babel, I believe, when those ambitious men wanted to scale
the heavens to rob the Lord of his place... Now, we have to put up another
tower, not by the use of bricks this time but by joining our hands,
crossing our arms, and those of the Galileans and the Samaritans, as
well. Everyone is needed to be able to build this community of all one
family, all brothers and sisters to each other!
Old
Man: Baruch, the just man, said exactly the same thing!
James lost
his cool when that old man mentioned for the fourth time the name of
Baruch, the just man.
James: Wait a minute. Who the devil is this Baruch, that his
name is constantly mentioned here?... It’s
Jesus talking and not any one else, not even Baruch!...
Abigail: Baruch is a great prophet of ours!...
We owe him a lot! He has enlightened the minds of the people and defended
our rights, the rights of the poor...
Old
Man: Baruch, the just man, always says that....
James: What the hell do I care what Baruch says, dammit! It’s Jesus who’s carrying the staff of command here,
the strong man of Israel!
Old
Man: And what about Baruch?
James: I’ve got nothing to do with him!
Samaritan: Take back what you said, you red head from hell, or else...!
My brother
James and a Samaritan exchanged blows. Simon and Judas likewise engaged
themselves in a fight with the other neighbors while the women were
shouting menacingly.... Abigail’s little house shook and I thought it
would have collapsed had it not been for Peter and Jesus who, after
having yelled considerably, were able to get some little quiet...
Jesus: How many times should I tell you that we’re all brothers
and sisters and we must unite, instead of beating one another?!!...
If this Baruch is for justice, then he is with us, and we with him...
What matters is that we are able to change things, and not the person
who changes them!... Tell the just man, Baruch, that we would like to meet
him and talk with him!
Night was
already hovering over the village
of Sychar when a tall and sturdy
man entered the packed house of Abigail... He was dressed in a gray
tunic with the red turban around his head, symbol of the Samaritan leadership...
Baruch: I’m Baruch... You were asking for me?
Jesus: We are just a handful of Galileans here. We’re promoting
the Kingdom of God in the north. I understand you and your group are doing the same in this part of Samaria.... Can we be of any assistance to you?
Baruch: Of course. Look at the fields: the crops are already
ripe for harvest. We need people... Can we be of any help to you, too?
Jesus: Certainly, Baruch. As they say, one sows and the other
harvests.... What is important is that things get done; who does the
work is not an issue. In the end, both the sowers
and the reapers are happy together, don’t you think so?
Baruch: Let’s be clear about this, Galilean. On whose side are
you?... the zealots’?... the rebels’ of the
desert?..... or the Sycharians’
of Judea?
Jesus: We’re on justice’s side, Baruch. We’re for the poor who,
day in and day out, are clamoring for freedom... for the rest.... will
that still matter?
Baruch: I’m pleased with your words. You can count on me. We
are fighting for justice for our people.
Jesus: If you’re not against us, then you’re with us!
Baruch: Then this calls for a fraternal embrace, Galilean!
Jesus moved
toward Baruch, the Samaritan leader. The two shook hands and hugged
each other with much respect and excitement, like the two brothers,
Esau and Jacob, when they met after so many years, beside the Yabbok
River, near Penuel.
We
stayed in the village for two more days, proclaiming the Reign of God
among the Samaritans....